... Dio recounts an exchange in between Elagabalus and the well-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Will not call me lord, I'm a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by having Elagabalus inquiring his medical professionals to offer him the equivalent of a woman's vagina via a surgical incis